Rumbling in the mix with Staff Seargent Max Fightmaster and Commander Flex Plexico in Cracked's list of the 9 Manliest Names is...wait for it...drumroll please... Max Planck. Yes, this Max Planck. Our Max Planck. The guy with the constant named after him. Quoth Cracked: He'll hit you right in the goddamn face with a length of wood in a way that makes your quantums explode. How the article missed astronomer Blair Savage, I don't know. (h/t Andrew Sullivan)
